COMPETITION RULES

• Each round, captions will be gathered and posted in this thread and subjected to a public vote. Anyone is allowed to vote, but those who have entered a round are expected to vote in that round, and may not vote for their own caption. Captions voted for by their authors will be disqualified. Repeat offenders will be banned from the thread.
• You have three votes and you can either split your votes 2-1, or give three captions one vote each. You must use all three votes.
• Each caption will be assigned a letter code, and votes should be cast as follows:

  A - 1
  B - 1
  C - 1

  
  or

  A - 2
  B - 1

  
  
• You cannot edit your votes once they have been cast, so please post carefully. Edited voting posts will be discounted.
• Please note that this thread is for casting votes only, so please do not use it for any other purpose. Any questions, please send me a Private Message 👍

Round One - Voting

Please see the rules in Post #1 before casting your vote
You have three votes which may be split two ways (2-1) or three ways (1-1-1)
Remember your vote is final and cannot be edited or changed, otherwise it will be discounted
Please read all entries before voting
Good luck!

A:

"I prefer other people taking pictures of me, unlike someone I could mention..."

B:

"Oh hey Lewis. Nice to see you over my shoulder"

C:

"Twenty-six points! Yes, yes, yes!"

D:

"I've got the wrong hat on Lewis, throw me the other one!"

E:

Bottas: I'm ready to pull a Nico this year.

F:

From behind the Cornrow to front row.

G:
"Of course, dear viewer, none of them realised I was wearing ladies' underwear."

H:

"I may have won but I'm still finding it difficult to get past people. I better hang back and hopefully they'll get out of the way."

A - 2
D - 1

D-1
E-1
F-1

A - 2
G - 1

A - 1
G - 1
H - 1

B - 1
C - 1
D - 1

B - 2
G - 1

A -1
D - 1
H - 1

F - 1
J - 1
M - 1

A - 1
C - 1
F - 1

No-one remembers Jenson pissing in Alonso's seat then?

F - 1
I - 1
M - 2

Oh, I see, FOUR votes for the guy running it. Pfft, the system is corrupt. Anyway:

F - 2
I - 1

B - 1
E - 1
G - 1

D - 1
E - 1
N - 1

B - 1
F - 2

Round Three - Voting

Please see the rules in Post #1 before casting your vote
You have three votes which may be split two ways (2-1) or three ways (1-1-1)
Remember your vote is final and cannot be edited or changed, otherwise it will be discounted
Please read all entries before voting
Good luck!

A:

"So James Hunt said to me: get two imaginary dwarves..."

B:

"So you see, they have this secret medicinal mud and powdered goat horn that they... well... look, just feel how baby soft these hands are..."

C:

"They wouldn't let me drive my dad's Lotus until they'd put a bloody wood block under the pedal!"

D:

Wax on, wax off.
Now get to it.

E:

"How was she?"
"Mid-50s, red top, slimmer than usual and a tight squeeze to get into"
"And the car...?"

F:

"So I'm on the inside, right, and Schumacher's to my left..."

G:

"You have to get into the groove, which is why I play the bongos"

H:

"Seriously, he's only about this tall. During every conversation I had with Eddie, I was singing the lucky charms jingle in my head. I couldn't stop myself if I tried."

B - 1
E - 1
G - 1

E - 2
F - 1

Let them eat KEK.