Coming soon to a neighborhood air space over you:

“A Delta Airlines flight between JFK Airport and Las Vegas was forced to make an emergency landing in Denver when an unhinged and violent passenger, screaming ‘Aaron Boone! That Bleepin’ Aaron Boone!’ ran up and down the aisle assaulting frightened flight attendants.

“The unidentified man, described as in his early 20s and wearing a baseball cap turned backward, was cuffed then taken into custody by U.S. Marshals.

“One female flight attendant was taken to the hospital for treatment of facial lacerations.